keegandnick.

Va-JJ FRENZY!

keegandnick — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:29:21 +0000

One day when I was born, playing Zelda was something on N64. I thought to myself, why not invite you over AND LICK ON YOUR VAGINA! Vagina lickin’ frenzy, Oh oh

Ca-Ca-Ca-CASH!

keegandnick — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:26:32 +0000

We need some. Donate.

-Keeg

Atheism, Vegetarianism, and the Snow Judgement Day

keegandnick — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:55:41 +0000

Hey. So, I’m an Atheist. Yep, I’ll let that sink in for a sec… You O.K.? Seriously, I told my great-grandma that (probably not the greatest idea I’ve ever got.) and she looks at me with her eyes wide open, and she says to me “Get out of my house, DEMON CHILD!!!” No she didn’t say that, but she did say something along the lines of “Well if you don’t believe in God, I truly feel sorry for you.” then she goes on this rant about the importance of potatoes in the Depression. Some people think that we are devil worshipers, or something. The devil and Hell were invented by Christians as a scare tatic to get more people to go to church and give them more money, or something. And on a different topic, I met a “vegetarian” today. The reason I put it in quotes is because of what she said. She said, “Yeah, I’m a vegetarian. But I eat pork, fish, beef, and poultry.” What else is there?! How can you be a vegetarian when you eat pretty much every meat in the world? Some people are really, really inept. I was a vegetarian for 3 days. Then my friends took me to McDonalds. Damn you Ronald, and your delicious, yet albiet fattining cow patties! Now to the weather forecast! Over here, everywhere in the United States except for Vermont, will get at least 7 feet of snow, and no school or work for the most of the month. Vermont however, will get none of this. You will get a foot of snow though! (Not even a damn inch.) Seriously! Everybody is getting a frakking BLIZZARD, and all we get is empty promises. And dissapointment. Sad Nick is sad.

-Nick

Where’s The Beef?

keegandnick — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:03:05 +0000

Really. Where’s the beef? I think the beef is in the commercials, when it comes to the Super Bowl. I’m watching it just for the commercials! I don’t follow sports enough to really care about who’s in the Big Game, or who wins. I just want to see a bunch of mindless, 30 second ads, clammering for my hard earned cash. And The Who. The Who’s kick-ass.

-Nick

Short

keegandnick — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:47:04 +0000

I feel like burgers tonight..Danggg

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Fake-intines Day, Grocery Shopping, and My Small Island

keegandnick — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:35:24 +0000

Trying to hack our Game Boys, 8-bit band coming soon to an iPod near you! Anyway, I really hate Valentine’s Day. It’s just a commercial vehicle to sell roses and chocolate. People might say “Well Nick, it’s a time to recognize and celebrate one’s love for another!” So we can only do that once a year? I just think it’s fake. So tonight, I went to the grocery store tonight, and they had AN ENTIRE AISLE OF EASTER SHIT. We’re not even past Valentines! Christmas is worse though. Stores set up for that in, like, October. I like Christmas, so it’s not as bad! And then I got an idea. I’m going to buy a small island near the Bahamas (eBay) and rule it with an iron fist. I’ll add that to my list of crap that I need (a cat, a butler named Jarvis, a Mac, you get the idea…) I have to go… uh… take the dog for a walk… Wait… I don’t have a dog! Then who’s dog is this?…

- Nick

Saturday Night… Whoa.

keegandnick — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:22:24 +0000

Saturday night was crazy! Me and Keegan chilling at his house, screaming Panic! At the Disco at the top of our lungs, me utterly failing at DJ Hero, and just being crazy! Then I watched It the next morning, and now I’m terrified of clowns. (They all float!) Anyway, I’m going to bed early. I’m as tired as a… tired… person. I couldn’t think of a better simile. Soooo… yeah…

- Nick

NERDCORE!

keegandnick — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:16:08 +0000

Shit Man, I can’t get over this whole nerd music idea. I mean, electronic keyboards, a Gameboy, Drums, and Guitars?! NERDROCK!!!!!! Seriously, gonna be FUCKIN’ EPIC!

Nerd Music

keegandnick — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:00:52 +0000

As You May Know, My Nerd Pal Nick and I are extremely devoted Technonerds. I play drums hella good, and together, we just may know how to hack a Gameboy..Catch my Drift? TechnoNerds the BAND!

Nick’s Haiku Concerning Politicians

keegandnick — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 02:06:04 +0000

Haiku To Politicians

STOP FUCKING AROUND!
You have a country to fix.
Don’t fight, get to work.

On an unrelated note, there is this guy trying to make the day after the Super Bowl a holiday! If that happens, I won’t have to drag my hungover grandma out of bed the next morning! Lol, just kidding Gram! (Or am I?…) Anyway, for more info, go to superbowlmonday.com

- Nick